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Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 5, 2018


National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 25, 2021


Crush thot

When you have a crush on more than one person at one time.

"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response

"Which one?"
2nd response

"Your really a crush thot"

by April 5, 2024


Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023


Population Crush

Common in the LGBT+ community; this term refers to an individual having a crush on a person solely (whether the individual realizes it or not) because there are very little/no people in their area whom are gay/bisexual/pansexual etc.

"Alice has a total population crush on Nicole. She's not her type -- the have nothing in common besides that they are both gay. "

by Killjoycat May 31, 2016


National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 16, 2021


National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.

"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 16, 2021