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wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people
This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.
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A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.
I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants
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When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.
Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.
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When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
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like FUBAR but beyond FUBAR---this is for those party binges when you wake up 3 days later in girls clothes in another state
man this weekend was get fish drunk.
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When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
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when you are drunk and go down on a girl and lick the wrong hole.
i was stunk-n-drunk lastnight
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