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dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.

by NoPantsCass April 24, 2011


dry sand

Sand with no texture, but actually quite tasty.
Dry sand has the unique flavour of rocks, glass, quartz, and other small things, including microplastics

Dry sand is actually quite delicious...
Of course, it is bas for your teeth. But your dentist wouldn't know how good it tasted.

by Roberto the great February 19, 2024


Chatting Dry

To speak the truth

I promise, I'm chatting dry

by TroublesomeTurd December 1, 2020


dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock

are you ready for dry dic december?

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022


Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.

Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"

by Mean Tom Sawyer December 23, 2020


dry bumpin

when you're hooking up with a guy and you can't get wet because it is THAT BAD

We couldn't have sex, only dry bumpin

by Rena March 27, 2015


Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.

Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.

by Captain Jermaine October 8, 2018