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When other people's statues, pictures, and likes show up on your page...so when you know to much about them it makes it look like you are a stalker or Facebook creeping.. just because their information showed up on your wall.
Alex: " hey whats up I heard that you liked Jason even though you have a crush on Jake.... I only wrote that on Facebook how do you know" O____0
Me:" um-mm your Facebook leaked on my wall"
Alex: " oh okay I thought you were Facebook creeping me"
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The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
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When a person finds it necessary to post a problem they are having on the internet for the world to see so maybe, just MAYBE, they can find someone that agrees with them and that will show sympathy for their plight.
Facebook Validation---Post by John Doe: Fair or not fair? Tell me how you would feel if your girlfriend/fiance/significant other went out all night and did not call to let you know where she was. Can someone please help me out with this?
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When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time
Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
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The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
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any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,
He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.
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Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.
Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah
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