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National Give Carter Food Day

On April 13 people worldwide will be giving food to a Carter nearby. Find a Carter in ya school or community and give them as much food as they desire.

Happy National Give Carter Food Day!!!!

by ChefHomeBoyardee April 12, 2018


Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of β€œdecaying cooked bovine flesh” and β€œbaby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

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it smells like tai food in here

for all u virgins out there tai food is the smell of sex, so when u walk into ur parents room amd it smells like dat, just know.

babe, it smells like tai food in here

by suck a niga dic or sum October 6, 2018

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Fast food bag dump off

When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.

Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

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eat food ho

What you say in smash bros when some one is:
Blocking your attacks
Eating the food
Continues to block items you throw at them
Want to be random

Originally created by Malcolm

Eat food ho!
No!
*Throws item*

by Mdemon9991 May 29, 2005

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Gave the dog cat food

An expression used when some one fucks up, really badly.

"Did you hear about Ethan crashing his car?"
"Yeah, he really gave the dog cat food."

by Side Biscuit November 3, 2015

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Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 19, 2014

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