Random
Source Code
Random
A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.
"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."
17👍 32👎
Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.
Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.
15👍 25👎
This term describes a group of people (or whole community) that are very friendly and/or extremely leniant.
My school has jesus and pals in it... not many of the teachers there are strict enough.
19👍 38👎
my answer to every question my teacher asks
Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick
21👍 44👎
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's illegitimate son with down syndrome, routinely chained and abused by North Koreans as part of the anti-west propaganda and for personal pleasure. It is customary to gag Korean Jesus with one's own turd after a forced fuck. Notable (ab)users include Jonah Hill and Kim Jong Il.
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit.
23👍 49👎
Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
Hey look it's athiest jesus.
4👍 3👎
to be so amazingly awesome that everything is right, only two people can achieve an actual level of jesus tight-ness
punching skurred in the face is jesus tight
3👍 3👎