The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married
Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.
Melissa is a home wrecker because Carrie delusional.
Tammy is old , so she agrees.
A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
A home is a place with a goofy looking cup that has an important message on it.
“Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message on it in your home?”
“No haha, that’s weird!”
“Then it’s not a home.”
A home is a place with a gooofy looking cup that has an important message written on it.
«Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message in your home?»
«No, haha. That’s weird!”
“Then it’s not a home.”
When you close to home and you need a shit
Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing