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The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️
William Howe has the prettiest smile on earth.
A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".
J: "Is it less than 5?"
K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."
J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
how are you feeling / doing?
“Hey, how you holding?”
“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”
brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.
How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups
Some add you will see on different kinds of websites. It’s clearly trying to make you horny. So you can click it.
What? how is it so big? Bitch I don’t know.
A) A predetermined act on your opponent to test their attentiveness, knowledge and intelligence on a particular subject. A test of one's eyesight, subjecting a hypothesis to a test. An evaluative device or procedure in which an outcome of the opponents response is used for self gratification. Inaccurate verbalization or over-inflated claims are intended to 'see how it flies', meaning to see if they fall for it. It is contemplated in either written or verbal form.
WRITTEN:
1. "Jahinder's CV says she can type 200 words per minute with 99% accuracy, is that possible?"
2. RPL/RCC assessments require the performance information gathered and mapped against competency standards, to determine whether the information correlates. This is especially useful for someone who is already operating in the workplace at a particular level and wants to verify that they have the required skill and knowledge for an upgraded work position.
eg: When Jon was asked to conduct a Powerpoint presentation on 'Occupational Health & Safety', he failed to do so.
VERBAL:
1. "I swam 1.54.55 in the 200 meter butterfly two years ago, almost beat Michael Phelps at his own record of 1.54.58!"
2. Annie was disappointed to see that Tajdeed's penis wasn't really 12 inches, it was actually six inches. When she confronted Tajdeed about his exaggerated measurements, he blamed the six inch decrease on the cold weather and said that all men experience penis shrinkage in winter.
Stace told Kyle that she paid $5000 for a 2015 Honda civic. When he went to congratulate her on the car, he noticed it was dodged up with a stolen engine and it didn't have an owners manual. When he told Stace, she became defensive (although she did know it was stolen) and redirected the conversation. "see how it flies' did not work for her on this particular occasion because he was motor vehicle enthusiast and had a vast knowledge about the car industry.
Stace couldn't pull the wool over Tajdeed's eyes, he proved to be smart, aware and socially articulate.
Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"
Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU