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On november 11th is national cocaine day (11/11) 2 for each nostril 🦜
An jerk who parks their vehicle too close to the lines of the parking spot.
Hey! That line-hugger blocked me in! I cant open my fucking door!
The place where people are told to go when they have absolutely no fucking clue. (duh)
That's cute, but go stand in the clue-line, folks...
When you wear clout goggles and get too much sun causing large, round tan lines.
Guy 1: Bro did you wear your clout goggles to the beach today?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1: You’ve got hardcore clout lines
When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.
Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.
mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child
father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm
parent: mother or father
grandmother: parent’s mother
grandfather: parent’s father
grandparent: parent’s parent
great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother
great-grandfather: grandparent’s father
great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent
great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father
great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent
great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father
great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent
daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents
son: boy or man in relation to her parents
child: person in relation to her parents
granddaughter: child’s daughter
grandson: child’s son
grandchild: child’s child
great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter
great-grandson: grandchild’s son
great-grandchild: grandchild’s child
great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son
great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child
great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son
great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.
Someone who is skilled in their craft and pays extra attention to the tiny details of their work with immense pride and carefulness.
Wow! Look at Adam’s tattoos- he’s a true Fine Line Willy.