A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”
Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play
When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.
Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.
Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks
Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
A Jack moment is when someone makes an unfunny Sus joke or normal joke that’s cliche
Nate: oh I’m bout kick your ass
Jack: I’m bouta eat your ass
Kayden: Jack moment
Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.
"Oh my God! I just got the hardest pounding ever by Jack Peevers!! I won't be able to walk properly for months!"
"Woah, do you see that?! He's wearing four pairs of jeans but I can still see Jack's massive cock imprint!"
When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.
Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew
Jim: oh you just got dew jacked