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Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.
Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.
Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.
Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.
Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
Gamma male and lover of big black cock
Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male
A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration
"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"