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meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008

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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 11, 2008

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Girl meat

"Girl Meat" a unholy term which makes you want to die mostly used to define a woman's penis

Why do u want to see me bulging and to not hide my girl meat

by VerySexualPerson January 25, 2022

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Blue meat

A penis belonging to a service member in the USAF. Usually if you have the blue meat you are very horny and will hit on anyone to get poontang.

OMG, that Air Force cadet has the blue meat!

by Padoodlemaster12304255a September 1, 2009

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meat pouch

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

by Packet Sniffer April 8, 2015

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Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer November 9, 2007

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Magic Meat

Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.

They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!

Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.

Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.

by Mad Monster From The Deep May 5, 2009

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