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A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.
Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.
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getting high with your ugly friends
zee: pass the L you fucking mole
tashh: h.o
rein: I @m teh 1337 L m0l3 p@$$ teh $h!t n@0 @-@
zee: puff and pass...*i love throwin five with my moles*
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When you poop in your hand then give someone a high five.
Hey craig!!, SPANISH HIGH FIVE!!!
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A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.
While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"
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A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
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A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.
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when 2 people are at distance and not able to give a high five, also know as an air five.
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