Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
1.that cupcake was yum-o-licious, baby
2.that booty is yum-didi-dumb-o-licious, baby
1.) A four egg omelet made with real eggs, not pussy-ass egg whites
2.) Waking up in the morning with two ball sacks resting on your face; also known as a four egg breakfast
1.) Chris: "Wanna taste my egg white omelet?"
Tom: "No way those are for pussy-ass bitches...I'm making The Four Yolk-O"
2.) Chris: "Whose ball sacks are on my face!?!?!?"
Random Guy: "They're mine, dummy...I wanted to give you a four egg breakfast"
A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.
I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.
A clinically insane man who is obsessed with a 5ft 6 Bristol tic tac head Callums Coer. He makes YTPs and other forms of eye rape.His editing skills are above average mostly because that all he does and Calum featured him in a meme review because his sick and perverted ideologies elicited the biggest reactions from him
yrr know dat bellend pot o pasta he fookin muted me ima make a disstrack on em
A Chode o morph is an aussie term for a person who has a short stocky person and an absolute drop kick
look at that chode o morph hehe