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bad guy

this word is used when someone scolds you for something that you know is not a big deal but they insist on enforcing the rules

"I dont mean to be the bad guy here but you are not supposed to yell in the library" -Librarian

by wabbajack August 29, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jean-Guy

The quintessence of a passionate musician, devoted to his undying passion. He keeps his passion alive and his music always prevails.

That Jean-Guy is fierce when it comes to drums. It is metal until death for him.

An abundance of musicians grace the scene, but the Jean-Guys remain pure and true.

by Amaryllis Leviathan October 8, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


gazebo guy

At Humboldt State (and most likely many other college campuses) there is always a mysterious man hanging out in the smoking pits and the gazebos around the dorms. This mystery man has no mysterious objective - it is simply to take advantage of the naiive freshmen who still get money from mommy and daddy in SoCal.
the mystery man is usually just an older, wiser, poorer college student looking to make some money off a natural resource in our little college town.

dude, i got some sweet purps from that gazebo guy.

by edwardofingers December 4, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boy Guy

Used by individuals still in the closet regarding thier homosexuality as a term of endeerment to a longtime friend.

Your My BOY GUY! I luv you BOY-GUY!

by Baro, J\', Javo May 8, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice Guy

A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!

A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.

Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"

Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.

A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.

A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.

In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.

If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.

Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.

Jessie:

That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?

Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.

Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.

by go kart mozart August 28, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Guy

A show that has many lovers and many haters, but I, for one, like it a lot. They recycle jokes a lot, but there's always one that just cracks me up. They're one of the few shows that can actually make physical humor funny (They have great timing).

Family Guy is funny, but here are some recurring jokes I'm REALLY getting sick of:

1. A group of the characters are involved in some argument or action packed scene but somehow find themselves in casual conversation.

2.Spontaneous showtunes where the lyrics aren't comedic (Seriously, they're just filler for two minutes of airtime).

3. Pop culture references from before I was born (I don't get them!)

by Hotdog Willie December 22, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice guy

Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.

The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.

Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!

by noshi May 10, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž