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a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around
"that kid is such a beat-around dog"
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To continue jacking off after ejaculation.
Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"
Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"
Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
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Beat a Femboy Day is taken place November 22nd. You can beat any femboy without it fighting back.
I can't wait for beat a Femboy Day
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So beat a furry century was still not enough. Beat a furry millennium starts now from 2021-3021. Beat a furry then tell your grandkids to beat a furry, then make them tell their grandkids, repeat for 1000 years
Hey Thomas it’s beat a furry millennium this means we can beat furries for 1000 years.
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to mastrabate in a male manner
"go beat your monkey jack" said richie
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A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!
that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day