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Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.
When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".
Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
A cigarette, smoke or ciggy.
Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?
while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey
did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha