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The long-awaited release of flatulence that has built up in a male during a lengthy hang-out session with a female that they are potentially interested in, and therefore potentially unable to fart in front of.
"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"
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Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)
“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”
“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”
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The potential for a larger than average amount of awesomeness. A person with Post High School Awesomeness(PHSA) will have a higher sense of self esteem, be the life of the party, and give zero fucks about what people think about them after the hell that is considered high school. It is most commonly found in people that were considered outcasts in high school. Symptoms of PSHA start to appear between high school graduation and the second year of college(If Applicable).
Guy 1: Why does Tim always sit in the corner like that? I swear there's something wrong with that kid.
Guy 2: That's him now.. once we're out of here, he's gonna be pulling more pussy than a lonely old woman.
Guy 1: Really? I'm calling bullshit on that one.
Guy 2: Yea, he's definitely going to have Post High School Awesomeness.
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The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!
Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
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The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.
MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"
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Post Grade 11 Syndrome (PGES) is a phenomenon that occurs during the high school years, often as a result of excessive partying, drug use, or other activities that have a negative effect on brain function and development. It is usually not noticed right away by the sufferer, but becomes more apparent in hindsight once a substantial amount of brain cells have been killed off. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to: walking into rooms and forgetting why your there, forgetting facts you found easy to remember in middle or grade school, and hooking up with people and having a hard time remembering their names. In short, Post Grade 11 syndrome is essentially a slow process of generally going down hill that begins during high school, and ends whenever you actually grow up or die.
guy 1: 'Man, I totally just walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for like ten minutes, forget why I was there, and then left the kitchen with a water. I used to have my shit so together my brain just feels like its melting.'
guy 2: 'You're right, you definitely peaked in grade 10, you totally have Post Grade 11 Syndrome.'
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Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
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