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When your man ain't acting right...so you grab his nuts and squeeze from the back.
I'm pissed... he deserves the sack from the back.
A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.
My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.
A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.
A girl that is gorgeous and has huge boobs!
Her tits are just out there in your face all the time!
Girl 1: Did you see that girl that just walked by?
Girl 2: Yea! She was a Patti Big Sacks!
This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"
This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"