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The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.
I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.
The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
When you use lettuce for shorts
Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”
Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.
The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.
When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.
I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.