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Sex but fucking harder.
It's not sex, it's sexual fucking intercourse.
They are two different things.
Female: Wow that sexual fucking intercourse I had with frank last night was so hard and it felt so gud
Excusing yourself from murdering someone, usually a group of people, because of your fictional sexuality.
You see officer, I didn’t actually kill them illegally. I’m a Genocidal Maniac Sexual, so that makes it okay and as such relieves me from serving potential years of time in a federal prison
In keeping with the worldliness of an MI:6 00-series agent. James Bond, specifically, is a model of the type: always wearing the finest suits, pressed to perfection, color-coordinating like a fashion god, knows drinks like a bartender, master of language and culture, always had something witty to say, fought like a Golden Glove, and STILL always got the girl.
"Is that guy metro?"
"Nah, he's double-O-sexual."
2 large white guys are sandwiching one white girl. the guys are the buns and the girl is the chicken patty
hey man did you hear about that girl?
yeah he told me he was in a sexual chicken patty and really enjoyed it
Brad is exhibiting obvious signs of sexual frustration, he doesn't eat anymore, all he does is chew ice.
You would need 4 People, 2 male, 2 female.
The females will 69, while the males are both going in from behind.
The Males must look into each others eyes, and high five.
For extra fun bring in 2 more people and have them run into you and tip you over.
"DUDE did you hear!? Last night Ryan and Jeff we're Eiffel Towering these two chicks." -Man 1
"Thats called the Twin towers (sexual) NOT the Eiffel Tower, There we're 2 chicks!"- Man 2
man 1- "ohh my mistake, now I understand when they said 2 other people tackled them"
Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!
If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.