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the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.
Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.
Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.
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When someone puts barbecue sauce on the backside of their hand and then procedes to slap a unsuspecting person in the face with it.
did u see that poor kid...donnie drugs just gave him a barbecue slap right to the face!
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The act of striking one's flaccid penis against their own lower abdomen, in order to create a resonating 'clonking' sound.
It is absolutely essential that the penis is flaccid. The softer the penis, the louder and deeper the 'clonk'.
Having lots of excess foreskin can also have an advantage as it adds a 'whipping' noise to the 'clonk'.
If the tip of the flaccid penis can reach the naval, then it creates a beautiful, deep 'bonk' sound.
Once the slap up has been fully mastered, the 'clonk', 'whip' and 'bonk' sounds can all be heard with one well timed crack of the penis.
Some slap up's can be heard for miles around, and is said to be part of a mating call used by people in certain parts of the world.
Once again it is essential that the penis is flaccid. Striking a hard penis against the lower abdomen can cause the penis blood vessels to burst, bruising, internal bleeding, and even death.
Pete: 'Hey Dave, can you hear that resonating clonking sound coming from over there?'
Dave: 'Yeah I think its someone having a slap up.'
Pete: 'What makes you think that?'
Dave: 'I can smell it.'
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The act of slapping one's ass, often in conjunction with one or more ass(es); an insult often derived by pulling one's pants down, instructing someone to place their face vertical to the ground and within the vicinity of exposed ass, and summarily having it slapped by said ass.
Your so stupid, you deserve an ass slap.
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To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
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1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
Danny likes to slap the ham.
Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?
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Similar to a bitch slap, but the power of the slap is so strong that it knocks the woman off her feet and lands tits first onto the ground.
That bitch pissed me the fuck off, i'm gonna demon slap her.
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