Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

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artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

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Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who angers mad women at the expense of their friends' testicles.

My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.

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See a Snake and Bake

To see a snake after or before you bake. May result in intense fear.

Oscar-"That shit was so dank"

Steven-"SNAKE!!"

(Oscar, Steven, and Zach run in fear)


(Later) Zach-"We just see a snake and bake!!"

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Double Headed Trouser Snake

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

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