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When one finds a parking spot extremely close to his or her destination.
I found all-star parking right in front of the club, yo.
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Someone who sends you nudes whenever you ask for them
"I'm feeling horny, better ask my personal porn star for a pussy pic
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The phrase refers to a flag used by a number of units in the armies of the Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865. The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain. The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
I take joy in defiling the Stars and Bars wherever I find it. Especially when its in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit biker.
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believe it or not, they are the best shoose sneeckers or whatever you call them (footware) ever!!!!
no dobts
dude 1:hay dude cool converses!
dude 2:thaks.
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The act of analingus while executing a 69.
She was blowing me and I was reciprocating, but once I saw that sweet starfish, I knew I had to star sixty-nine her.
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Falls on 4th of May every year because of how much 'May the fourth' sounds like 'may the force'.
It is a day in which everyone watches and appreciates each and every Star Wars film.
Happy Star Wars Day!
Ahh, why thank you! May the fourth be with you.
And also with you.
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The Has-Beens of shoes. They were cool when only a few people had them. It gave them the alternative look but know gives them the "I own what everyone else does" look. They come in many different colours so more people buy them which just adds to making them less alternative. hen you have the cheap look-a-likes that just make you want to cry. Seriously. Thats how sad they are. Naturally they will be a legend to fashion and rock and roll but are a thing of the past and will only ever be cool again when posers stop wearing them and its back to the true alternative bunch.
Alternative rocker: I've had these Converse All Stars for years but know all the posers are wearing them.
Poser: I love my new fake Converses!!! Their pink and have sequins and I look like that girl from that video for that song that goes... well I don't nkow how it goes but I'm cool!
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