we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

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quackity talks v3

quackity talks v3, also known as qtv3 is reperesentation of mental illness and little gay fucks with no lives and good sense of fashion

the better person: “broo r u in quackity talks v3”

lobster: “actually piss off no one cares it’s just a discord server stop taking about it what is wrong with u i hate u so much”

better person: “ not funny + ratio + L bozo + skill issue + qrt + cope + deez nuts + your mom + dont care + didnt ask + cancelled + counter ratio + told my mom on you”

tommy: heehaw

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Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl

Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

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China Talking Hoe

A girl who talks 24/7 and never shuts up and ends up sounding like the Chinese language.

Girl: That slut who sits beside me in science never shuts up!
Guy: I hate those China Talking Hoes.

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grown people talk

If a guy or a girl tells you they want to have "grown people talk" after you've been dating for some time.... They are breaking up with you.

"Can we talk after I get outta the gym?" - Him
"Sure, is everything ok?"- Her
"Yeah, just grown people talk" - Him

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we need to talk

you say this to a person when they have done somethiing to offend you its similar to step into my office

We need to talk. I can't belive you exposed my secret.

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Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

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