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Satisfying sex for both partners in every aspect of the intercourse way better than what expected!
Alex : wow! What a sex
Naomi : yea, It was maniac sex!
did you know who Invented sex?
Ned is the official founder and CEO of Sex, He has sexed my mom many times, I have proof.
Spiderman: I would like talk to the CEO of Sex
Ned: I'm the CEO of Sex
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When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
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When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse
Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!
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The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
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Period of rest following rigorous sex which occurred during the daytime hours.
After my girlfriend mounted me and rode me like a stallion, we slipped into a sex nap.
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The towel a man or woman uses to wipe themselves right after having intercourse.
I knew my husband was cheating when I found a smelly sex rag under our bed.
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