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When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose
Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.
A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
My aunt is a southern ham slut.
One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.
“Did Dustin do the dishes?”
“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”
Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?
-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt