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And yet another definition of anal sex.
Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.
noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.
"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."
the most true thing to be said, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
"i will not make u a hit & quit"
"are you sure"
"on the main road"
A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"