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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017


afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017


waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021


Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024


Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023


waffle pancake spicehead lemons

A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)

Waffle pancake spicehead lemons taste so good yum

by Spicy_Lemons July 17, 2021


Trunk Waffle

Eating the booty like a syrupy waffle. Normally, when the booty is hot.

Ex: "OMG! He is Trunk Waffling her hardcore!"

"The Trunk Waffle the man enjoyed last night was warm and fine."

by Name_Changer January 4, 2016