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Girl Scout cookies what else
Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?
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A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
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In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
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Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.
I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!
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Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.
Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
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when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.
"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"
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