Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
The act of ejaculating into a ham
I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning
Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s
HHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
imma ham boning youuuuu
When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
tearky
mc
cheese
ham
everything
Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.
I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet