Christian hating Jew

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.

Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew

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Double Jew Prius Screw

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.

A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!

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sideways russian jew buster

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.

I saw a live Sideways Russian Jew Buster last night at the club!

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You smell like a jew

Roccoj22 always smells like a jew

And (im ur local binman) and (a wet fart) = GOD

rocco mate you smell like a jew

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World War Jews

A name that Parities the Obsessive compulsive focus on the suffering

of Jewish people during the German internment camps while ignoring other minorities such as (romanis/gypsies Disable people Mormons communis etc.)

An Israeli classes It's not called World War II it's called World War Jews

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marri-jew-arnaa

where people smoke weed

i smoke marri-jew-arnaa

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sneaky ginger jew rat

One who is quite sneaky with his/her scheme, has red hair (preferably kinky) and amassing large quantities of money or goods who will snitch you out come tax season.

Tom - "Hey did you file your tax with Wayland"
Paul - "No that doucher is a sneaky ginger jew rat"

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