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National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.
Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?
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National Friends Day. Celebrated every January 22nd. Friends Day is a day where you match with all your best friend(s) and/or friend(s)!
Person 1: Its January 22nd!
Person 2: What about it?
Person 1: It's National Friends Day!
Person 2: What is National Friends Day all about?
Person 1: You match with your best friend(s) and/or friend(s)!
Person 2: That sounds fun! Let's do it!
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National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.
Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf
Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?
Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro
Shaquan: No doubt
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national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself
we <3 chloe
ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"
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August 11 is ezra day its their birthday u have to wish ezra a happy birthday
friend: its aug 11th
me: yes that’s national ezra day
friend: lets celebrate
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A code word, used by New Englanders, for Alcoholics Anonymous, for which a large segment of the population in that region is either an existing member, potential member, has a dear one who's a member or an aspiring member or on the road to become a member (See children of the Red Sox Nation).
The Red Sox Nation celebrated at Fenway while off the wagon for the 265th time that year.
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Its not even a fucking day .. some men are just too sick in the fucking head 🖕🏻
cut this "National Rape Day" shit tf out.. its gonna cause people to go suicidal.
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