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The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.
It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.
To be fashionably late always. We will get when she gets there
Oh I'm a little late at least it's not "Mollie Time"
Its a world wide event that lasts from 15:35 to 16:00 this event is very important we celebrate it everyday at 15:35 to 16:00
"Hey guys look what time it is, Its Mario time!"
A precise moment when a girl is ready for you to take care of her sexual needs.
Her: You were supposed to be here to fuck me at 2:30
Him: Sorry! I’ll set my watch to your pussy time in the future!
When a section of the day is dedicated to being your "silly time" or just your time to be silly.
Being silly in this definition could be two diffrent things. One being a type of silly were you might feel exited or bliss a type of silly you would get from one those "Silly Cat" images. The other type of silly is quite like the other just in a more lustfull tone.
Its 10:00 now, its my silly time im going to get reallll silly
“Shakeb Time often a time in an individual’s life when faced with challenges one must overcome along with the help of friends. Usually associated with the fictional character of Spider-Man”
“Life is tough right now but at least I’ve got my friends. I guess it’s just Shakeb Time
A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.
A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.
They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.
If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.
In fact, quite the contrary.
I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.