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Karen

An annoying blond chick that will always ruin your day I know from experience there always being stupid to I’ve seen some run into poles so if you ever see one come up to you, just say duck off Karen.

Jeff: *Accidentally sprayed water on Karen*

Bob:ah shit here we go again.
Karen: Seriously did you just seriously spray water on me how rude.
Bob and Jeff : wtf😂😂😂

by yeet92847 July 5, 2021


Karen

A middle aged women who is nuts, rude, or generally just hard to get along with.

That woman over there was being a Karen telling me I can't wash my car on my driveway.

by JustAwesome3601 June 24, 2024


Karen

Somebody, stereotypically female, generally in their late thirties that believes that the world revolves around them. They have been known to shout slurs, occasionally racial or sexual at people because their beliefs, views, gender identity or sexuality do not perfectly align with the Karen. A common misconception is that everyone born the the birth name Karen is indeed, a Karen.

"Damn Stacy's an actual Karen."

by Excited Bullphrog March 19, 2022


Karen

People use the term karen against middle aged women but as a name it's kinda pretty people named karen did nothing wrong and dont deserve to be called middle aged women. People named karen who arnt the stereotype are strong independent and caring. They hate the world but love some other things like family and friends. If you meet a person named Karen dont make manager jokes just be nice for gods sake.

"Look its karen"
"They probably wanna talk to the manager"
"There names litterly karen not cool."

by DefenetionURMOM June 4, 2021


Karen

Singular: Karen.
Plural: A homeschool of Karens.

A woman who puts her perceived "reality" above the needs and concerns of others.

A Karen is often narrow-minded, usually unaware of how the world works outside of her personal buble, but always thinks she has the solution if people would just do what she says. This leads to a constant state of entitlement which is how they are most easily recognized.

Many will claim that a Karen is a white woman between 30-50 years of age, but they can be found at any age and any nationality. They are just most common with those particular traits.

Karens can be found on both the extreme left and right political spectrum. On the left you get: aggressive vegans, new age spiritualists, Goop supporters, and organic produce advocates.

While the right is filled with: wealthy stay at home moms who believe their kids can do no wrong, proselytizing evangelicals who believe in prayer over medicine, flat-earthers, Q-anon supporters, and bigots.

Note that all of the above are groups which have a loud and vocal minority. It is part of the selfrighetous belief that they are special because they are part of a small group that is right.

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A group of Karens is known as a homeschool of Karens. Just like a murder of crows or a parlement of owls, the group name “homeschool” describes the characteristics of a Karen.

One Karen complaining about whether her salad is organic is bad enough. But a homeschool of Karens for Sunday brunch is my own personal hell. - your waiter

by Strait_Literal September 17, 2021


Karen

An entitled white woman who can’t mind her own business and often calls police on people of color

Corner store Karen called the police on an 8 year old black boy for sexual assault when his backpack brushed her butt in the store

by Edenknowseverything December 3, 2021


Karen

An innocent person, typically considered a white, blonde female, who would normally be totally nice and 'cool' with and towards people, but is highly provoked by agent provocateurs into flipping out. The said provocateurs would them claim that the woman acted from a place of white privilege, when really she was reaction rationally to the level of provocation by criminally minded people from any walk of life.

OMG, remember the sweetest, most quiet girl with a flower in her hair from high school who no one ever did anything for but tease and taunt. Well, she totally Karen'd out because someone at the grocery store wouldn't honor her coupons for yogurt and the 'Karen' desperately needed to eat because all of her provocateurs created a world in which she can no longer make a living. And that Karen has no family members to help her or large groups of mobbing crowds on, say, a crowdfunding page.

by icarelady April 28, 2023