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A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.
You: Okay.
You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.
Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.
You: OMG! So true
When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.
"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "
When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice
Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice
A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.
Look at sausage pasta over there