Yer Bird

You're right. Damn Right. Hell yeah.

John: Did you ever manage to take that hot chick home?
Jake: Yer Bird

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Absurd Bird

A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

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old bird

a stupid person

look a monkey!
thats a donkey, ya old bird

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flipping the bird

to stick two fingers up to (American)

she flipped him the bird

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mama bird

1. The act of chewing up food and spitting it into another's mouth. This is commonly done for those who lack salivary glands, therefore they would have some difficulty chewing up dryer foods such as bread, pancakes, or cupcakes.

2. A sexual act in which a male partner defecates into the mouth of the other partner, then proceeds to masturbate onto the feces. The first partner chews up the feces and cum into a mush. The partner then drops the mixture from their mouth into the other partner's mouth, just as a mama bird would do to feed her young.

1. Dan doesn't have any saliva, so Sarah had to mama bird him that cupcake.

2. Roger loves shit so he wanted Randy to give him a good old mama bird.

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big bird

A gay hermaphodrite.

hhhhhh

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Baby bird

When you cum in your girlfriends mouth, she swallows it and pukes it back into your mouth and you swallow it.

Hardcore snowballing "Baby bird"

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