Random
Source Code

Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

by MDTTVteardrop July 19, 2023


Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES

- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....

by YADAMasinYADAM February 6, 2020


Door fuzz

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.

The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.

by Chazzy axe maker May 6, 2021


Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020


disco door

A person who not only idetifies as a disco ball, but also a door.

You're a disco ball door... Or a door with like the thousand pieces of small ass glass on it. BOOM disco door.

by Bull. T March 25, 2018


Door Whore

The term has several contexts, consider the following:

1. In the general slang originating from the UK: A woman; often jailbait who sleeps with a bouncer, or entices a bouncer for favors.
2. Someone who holds the door for important people trying to get a word in to establish a connection to "get ahead in the world"
3. Probably my favorite: a term used in marine corps boot camp to describe the person last in line who holds the door for the platoon given the nickname "door whore" for the entirety of chow. Usually required to greet incoming DI's, and Officers.

Door whore skipped the line
Door whore didnt get a word in to that banker. That floozie never stood a chance.
You're last in line? Up front you're door whore.

by ruralchaingang December 22, 2022


Side Door

When someone uses a friend to connect to another

Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.

by Rodneylr July 7, 2016