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MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 4, 2024


ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 6, 2018


Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018


ur fine

when somebody be complaining and you don’t care and they’re also fine

Martin: I got a hole in my pants
kelly: ur fine

by hi sisters October 14, 2018


ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022


ur ancestors fagots

The insult of insults. Worst than the bland "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny" If you ever say this, just make sure it is worth it, because it has side effects.

me after ten other insults on fortnite: well i'd say ur dad lesbian
random idiot: i unleash mt final power and i say ur granny tranny
me: well.. that hurts a little... but i hav one last weapon
random idiot: that was weak... SHOW ME
me: ur ancestors fagots

Random idiot dies from asphyxiation, the Sun starts burning more hydrogen than normal, mouth suddenly catches fire and everyone on the earth gets a thrill

by csgo_fan March 13, 2018


Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022