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Keep your legs shut

Telling someone to not have sex. Often said as an insult to slutty/trashy girls.

Girl: RUN FATTY RUN!
Boy: Keep your legs shut!

by CS94102 March 03, 2011


four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 21, 2009


Figure 4 Leg Lock

One of the most painful submission moves in wrestling today. It became popular due to the legendary Nature Boy, Ric Flair using it as his signature move. As such, a wrestling crowd will start shouting "Wooooo!" as a tribute to the now retired wrestler. Example linked below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YD4LVpk3E

Michael Cole: Oh no! Ric Flair is trying to lock in the Figure 4 Leg Lock! If he does this match could be over!

King: Ouch! Can you hear MVP screaming? I can't believe he still hasn't tapped out!

by GangstaRizeal January 28, 2009


Daddy Long Leg

This is a freakishly tall human being that lives in Idaho. He wears ghetto shoes that are like pink and blue or somewhere along those lines "o ya and they have to be air force 1" also he can grow a jew fro but he doesnt do it that often which he should because its super sexy. he also is a beast at basketball cuz he is sooooo freakishly tall. like two inches under the rim and he cant even dunk it!!!! WTF. well im pissed so bye

"Man who is that giant trying to dunk but getting no where near.... and he is sooo tall!!!??"
"o thats just Daddy Long Leg" dont judge. judge by his sweet hair

by coleeeeeeeeee March 04, 2010


Three Legged Mexican Rat

Izzy, the three legged rat terrier

Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around

by DBW379 April 28, 2022


Total turtle under the legs

Getting lucky in an extremely random way

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.

by WlydeO January 15, 2020


Devil breaks his leg

Russian phrase mostly used to describe places that are really hard to get to/get through

This road is so broken that the devil breaks his leg

by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 22, 2021