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The taste of a womans genitals after she has been cream pied by another man earlier in the day.
I went down on my girl and i know shes cheating, that pussy tasted re-dick-u-licious.
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
An uncommonly used or alternatively spelled correct word answer on popular online quiz game Wordle.
What a dick word.
Today’s Wordle is an absolute dick word.
1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
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I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
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Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.
Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?
The term “Femboy dick tickler” is used to describe one who helps with the orgasm of a femboy.
Person 1: Stfu femboy dick tickler
Person 2: Kys