A day to spend time with a Zack or Zackary/Zechariah
"Hi Zack, let's hang out!"
Zack: "why?"
"Because it's national Zack/Zech day."
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
This day is to honor the fact that we got 2 Taekook selcas in a month. It's just insane to think about. Put it on your calender's ya'll because Taekook day isn't going nowhere
KK: What's todays National day?
Joey: It's National Taekook day!
Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
It’s where mctenny the rapper national day. You go listen to his music April 12
National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.
Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.