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April 13th is National Eat Ass Day
Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means
You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why
Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick
The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you”
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*
Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.