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had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021


shizzle my nizzle

To take part in sexual activities such as masturbation or to have sex with another person. Shizzle meaning "having sex" and nizzle being the vagina or penis etc.

"Go Shizzle the Nizzle"
or
"Shizzle my Nizzle"

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by IDKbecauseREASONS December 9, 2015


Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 28, 2012


shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021


Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014


dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...

H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..

by October 5, 2020


Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023