my party boots

a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!

Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.

let my nuts drag

a phrase used when you have been doing some big dawg shit.

i let my nuts drag at work these past few months. boss man noticed and gave me a raise🦍

bit my thesis

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.

Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

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Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.