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zaq day is in Sep. 7th every day in that date all zaq/everyone will celebrate at once and forgets it anyways
Example : when it was 7th sep
Dude1 : hey its zaq day
zaq/dude2 : oh yeah well great
then ends Lmao
A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
National Tyle Day is on December 5. If anyone knows Tate, they should know about National Tyle Day. A day to support Tate x Kyle and possible make fanart for it. It is also Tate’s birthday!
“Hey it’s December 5th. You know what day is it?”
“It’s Tate’s birthday!”
“..And also National Tyle day dumbass!”
it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her
gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day
When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.
It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.
This phrase refers to a sex position where the female faces the sun and is spun over a 24 hour period. For it to be completed correctly, she must be fucked every hour after saying several Pagan prayers.
“I really wished my man didn’t give me a Glorious Day every week.”
On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true