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when you beat yo meat so goddamn hard that your left leg is numb and your arm is sore.
BRo On phone: im bouta beatus my meatucus
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*
A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
An excuse you tell your parents so they think your just hanging out when really you go upstairs and fuck your partner.
"Mum? We're just going to my room!"
Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.
Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.
When someone keeps insistently harping on you.
Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.
Also commonly used as Ronnie bro, this phrase was first established upon the streets of Amsterdam.
A high individual constantly amazed, astounded and amused by his surroundings would often result in the words “oh my goshhh ronniiiieee” when In combination with his inner excitement.
This soon became a movement amongst friends and eventually the movement became so large, McDonald’s even named their double Bigmac, the double Ronnie. It can be used as a greeting, an expression of excitement, the possibilities are endless.
“Oh my gosh Ronnie” “RONNIE BROoo” “YO, RONNIE BRO” You reach into your pocket and find the weed you thought you lost: “RONNIEEEE”
I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
I love my jordan more than anything