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me in a mirror: dude you're so big brain
also me: nah man im small brain
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Sex term used when two best friends are both in relationships; however, they definitely fucked in a closet one time. One probably has had red hair at some point in their life.
"My two best friends are for sure Seaweed Brains" spoken by a very intelligent and charismatic man who is named after an angel from the bible... probably.
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A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."
Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
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Occurs when your female partner is giving you a blowjob and then you cum in her mouth. Superbly she goes to swallow your load when you jam your cock in farther causing her to choke. This movement naturally re-routes your discharge through and out her nose creating the "Hangin Brain".
Due to Sara's superb oral efforts, I gave her a little extra. She smiled up at me with surprise exposing her new hangin brain.
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A collective group of people, usually female, who believe they know everything and cannot learn anything from anyone else. Their decisions are routinely rife with bullshit and almost always based on incorrect assumptions and inuendo.
They are ALWAYS right and ALWAYS have to go to another source, frequently a male in their sphere of influence, to bail them out once they Fuck Up!!!!
"Paige/NaNa": "I am telling you, I know what I am talking about!"
"April/Heather": "I agree!!"
<wrong occurence, money blown, accident happens>
Trey to Eric: "The fucking Brain Trust is at it again!" "Watch, here comes the phone call."
<phone rings>
Trey/Eric: "Hello."
Brain Trust: "Can you help me?" "Remember when we were talking the other day?" "Well, how do I bail someone out of Jail?"
T&E sigh.........
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When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS
Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges