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log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023


1 CS and a dream

In League of legends, Killing minions or enemy champs grants gold and is your best source of Income. Like the immigrant saying "a dollar and dream" set backs and new opportunities can grant you amazing things. In league of legends, to perform the 1 CS and a dream, you have either have 1 cs by 4 min and pop off by the end of the game, and achieve the dream of winning or to simply have an early gank set you back, only to pop off an carry in that game.

Voyboy: "Tyler don't worry, I pull of the 1 CS and a dream this game"
Tyler1: "Voy, you have 1 cs on Ryze at 4 minutes. Unless you somehow pop off, I don't know if we win"
20 Min later: Tyler: "AND VOYBOY WITH THE PENTA, WTF HE REALLY PULLED OFF THE 1 CS AND A DREAM"

by SpongeGrunge June 17, 2020


1:30 AM

A time of day that is very late at night.

You should probably go to sleep. It’s 1:30 AM.

by j4yb1rd April 30, 2021


O5-1 “The Watcher”

Also known as Rusty, O5-1 is the overseer for the original MTF unit ASE-51

Man, O5-1 “The Watcher” keeps putting weird things in the quotes channel

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022


1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020


1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019


1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 12, 2017