A star that has a massive penis
Star: โAre you ready for my meatus monster cockโ
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a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
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When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
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Love Live but its complete cancer with a pH level of 14
Monster High is basic as fuck and its so bad
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a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o
j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
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My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.
The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
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asshole that has been out stretched by constant ass ramming!
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